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- LeBron James' film is more than a movie for Crescenta Valley High ... - Los Angeles Daily News
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- 'Legends in Concert' brings Las Vegas faux favorites to Blue Chip ... - NWI.com
| Make My Day - American Reporter Posted: 02 Oct 2009 12:21 AM PDT Make My Day PARIS FOR PREZ by Erik Deckers American Reporter Humor Writer Indianapolis, Indiana
Printable version of this story INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. -- It was the snit heard 'round the world. The snarky, scantily-clad video response that got pundits tongues wagging about something other than politics, at least until their wives saw them. Maybe its echo has faded from the news, but it still makes me wake up screaming in the middle of the night. Paris Hilton says she's running for President. The vapid blond heiress and star of "The Simple Life," announced her candidacy in a spoof video on FunnyOrDie.com. Hilton said she was running because that "wrinkly white-haired guy" - John McCain, for those of you emerging from under your rocks - used her image in a television spot against his opponent, presumptive President of the United States, Barack Obama. "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'm a celebrity too," she said without a sense of irony or shame. "Only I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot." Oh man, this is really bad. I've always been a big supporter of third party candidates, but my one litmus test is whether they can even spell "candidate." And that they haven't starred in an Internet sex video/ I swear, if she wins, I'm moving to Canada with Alec Baldwin, unless he chickens out like he did last time. (Big wussy. The guy swore up and down he would move to Canada if George Bush became President, but we're stuck with him and his 17 brothers.) Still, I don't think she's got a real shot, so I'll probably be here for a while. "But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I guess I'm running for President," she continued. Yeah, right. By that logic, since her boyfriend used her in that sex video, I guess that would make her a slut. . . Uh, oh. This is worse than I thought! Do they get the NFL in Canada? Can I get the Dish Network to work up there? "So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead." Oh, good, as long as you're totally ready. I mean, we wouldn't want someone who was , like, only concerned about whether certain other world leaders are, like, hot, or whether the White House clashes with her outfits. She'll probably appoint Extreme Makerover's Ty Pennington the Secretary of the Department of the Interior to make sure. "I'll see you at the White House," she concluded. "Oh, and I might paint it pink." Looks like I've got a tough decision to make. Do I go for the big city or the small town? I've been to Toronto, and it's a nice city with a strong arts community. But if I lived in a smaller town, I'd be closer to nature and some really good fishing. Dryden, Ontario is gorgeous in the summer. But even as I pace the floor and gnaw on my fingernails, I have to admit, her energy policy made some sense. "We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved. I'll see you at the debates, bitches." But then she, like, totally shot herself in the foot when she said she was considering Rihanna, the R&B artist, as her vice presidential nominee. Come on! Rihanna?! Are you kidding me? Everyone knows she doesn't have the foreign affairs experience needed to re-establish the U.S. as a world leader. Plus, she was born in Barbados, so she's not a natural-born American citizen, which means she can't take on that role. While some people would say Britney Spears, Hilton's fellow celeb and John McCain commercial target, is the emotional favorite, I think Cameron Diaz is the better choice. She can shore up the Hispanic vote and improve relations with Latin America. Of course, you'll also need Ashton Kutcher to head up the Department of Homeland Security (Hey Iran, you've been punk'd!). And what do you think of Scarlett Johansen as the Secretary of State... ? Uh, excuse me. I don't know what came over me. If anything, I'm worrying too much about something that will never happen. Hilton is only 27, eight years too young to run for president, which means I don't have to worry about a global disaster for eight more years. But with her sordid past, I doubt she could even be elected dogcatcher of Putnam County. Besides, I'm hoping Lindsey Lohan will be out of rehab and ready to run for Senate by 2016.
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| Names to watch - New York Post Posted: 02 Oct 2009 12:28 AM PDT NEW YORK POST is a registered trademark of NYP Holdings, Inc. nypost.com, nypostonline.com, and newyorkpost.com are trademarks of NYP Holdings, Inc. Copyright 2009 NYP Holdings, Inc. All rights reserved. Privacy | Terms of Use This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| LeBron James' film is more than a movie for Crescenta Valley High ... - Los Angeles Daily News Posted: 02 Oct 2009 12:00 AM PDT If "King" LeBron James' burgeoning status as an omnipresent, omnipotent sports media force continues to fast break, Harvey Mason Jr. wouldn't be surprised to have an adjective such as omniscient go along with that package deal. James, the 24-year-old Cleveland Cavaliers superstar beginning camp this week for his seventh NBA season, has over the past couple of months added executive movie producer and book author to his resume that already includes bankable success in the commercial and TV world - at least, among the latter, once hosting "Saturday Night Live" and an ESPN "ESPYs" show. Mason, with his own North Hollywood-based media fiefdom specializing in the composition and production of Billboard-busting and Oscar-nominated music making for the past decade-plus, has branched out into movie producing based, in part, on James' star value and partnership.Both James and Mason have executive producer credits for "More Than A Game," already a critically acclaimed new-spin documentary that hits theatres in L.A., New York and Cleveland today, backed by Lionsgate Studios. More than just James capitalizing on more exposure, the crux of the boys-to-men story in both the doc and new book ("Shooting Stars," with Buzz Bissinger; Penguin Press, $26.95, 258 pages) is how James fit in with the St. Vincent-St. Mary's high school basketball teams from 1999-2003. It was a group of AAU kids from Akron, Ohio, who grew up and tried to mature all in front of the national sports media spotlight while playing ball. Coach Dru Joyce II, with his son Dru III, Sian Cotton, Romeo Travis and Willie McGee have equal billing.Mason is also the movie's producer, so he had to both sign off on financing everything as well as help guide its creative narrative. Director, co-writer and story originator Kris Belman, who began this as a student doc project at Loyola Marymount University before pitching it to Mason, is the other master at weaving this all together. Sewing up James' participation was also key. "We had the film about 60percent done, and we knew we wanted to bring him in as a partner," said Mason, the former Crescenta Valley High All-American who was on the University of Arizona's 1988 NCAA Final Four team with SeanElliott, Steve Kerr and Kenny Lofton. "We went to him two years ago and got him involved in finding more footage, connecting us with more families, but mostly in making sure this was a true representation of what happened. "Since it's his story, too, and they all knew it and lived it, we made sure he helped us portray the tone and mood correctly." After the documentary started to create buzz in places like the Toronto Film Festival in 2008, James became the marketable face for the project as it began plans to go commercial. His recent talk-show circuit appearances were all to promote today's launch. Mason, who has worked with music makers such as Aretha Franklin, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears and Whitney Houston, processed firsthand how James has taken to this career diversion as a sports-media person of interest. "LeBron is just a super unique guy," said Mason, a Manhattan Beach resident whose son, Trey, just enrolled at Loyola High of Los Angeles and will join the basketball program. "He's so sharp and in tune with what's going on, like a sponge. That explains how it's translated to his game. "I see him pay so much attention to all that's going on around him. It's very subtle. He picks up things and integrates them immediately. He really gets it." The documentary, which magnificently brings in many feature-film devices to create a very visually appealing effect, comes around near the end to reveal an unseen side of James, the man-child of a frequently moving single mom. It explains why he's loyal to those who've come into his circle of trust, in light of an intense media spotlight that magnifies everything he does, right or wrong. "He learned a lot of hard lessons in high school," Mason said, "but he's the quickest learner I've ever seen. "The reason he's media savvy is because you see how he treats people. He knows the right way to do things, which is really amazing, considering his background and not having a lot of great influences in his life. He's genuine. "Whatever stories have been done about him in the media, I get the feeling that all he's done has been honest in every way. I think it's his nature to be forthcoming and not overly protective. He's done things the right way." ESPN's `30 for 30' vision starts off with a `Kings Ransom'If it started out as another way to celebrate the specialness of ESPN and its 30th anniversary, a new "30 for 30" project that launches Tuesday has evolved more into a platform for sports fans-turned-film makers to spill out their passion for a subject they'd otherwise not be able to pursue as a documentary. Start with Peter Berg and Wayne Gretzky. Berg, the actor who directed the acclaimed "Friday Night Lights" from his friend Buzz Bissinger's book and saw it evolve into a TV series, had some unanswered questions 20-odd years later as to what precipitated Gretzky's trade to the Kings from the Edmonton Oilers. In less than an hour, Berg pulls it off better in a piece called "Kings Ransom" than anyone's previous attempt. If the relationship Berg had going in with Gretzky got it rolling, enough time has also passed for more truth to come out of hiding. An amateur hockey player who moved to L.A. to start acting at the same time Gretzky hit Hollywood, Berg said "one of the first semi-celebrity perks I got was being invited to play in Wayne's annual softball fundraising tournament in Branford, Ontario, and I was just star struck." When approached several years ago by ESPN Original Entertainment to gauge his interest on a unique sports documentary project, Berg already knew his subject matter. He was able to get Gretzky on the golf course - it appears to be Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks - "for one long afternoon, and then we did some follow-ups. ... He's extremely candid, not pretentious. What you see is what you get." What the L.A. audience gets is newly uncovered insight as to how the trade went down - starting three years earlier, when then-Kings owner Jerry Buss quizzed Oilers owner Peter Pocklington about taking $15million and a boatload of players and draft picks for the rights to Gretzky. When Bruce McNall bought the Kings from Buss soon after, he continued the pursuit until, amazingly to him, it actually happened. Then all heck broke loose Aug. 9, 1988. Especially on Canada's end. "I had underestimated the tragic component of that entire experience," Berg said. "When you look at all the lives and key players, trying to figure out what they were thinking, and what would have happened if he'd not been traded, there's a lot of regrets underlying there." Like Mike Tollin, Barry Levinson and several others included in this series, Berg says without the filmmaker's freedom to put himself in as the one asking the questions to Gretzky - and asking questions a fan would want to know - it would be difficult to pull this off. "From my perspective, what was smart about this from ESPN is there was no front-loading or conditions put on us," said Berg, who had Steven Michaels, the son of sportscaster Al Michaels, as the executive producer on the project. "They knew we were sports fans who inherently got into the sports fan inside of me, and that would put a fire in my eyes." Gretzky, who resigned last week as coach of the Phoenix Coyotes, was to see the documentary for the first time Thursday night at a screening in Beverly Hills, with McNall, Pocklington and Kings Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller scheduled to attend. "Kings Ransom," debuting Tuesday at 5p.m. on ESPN, with a repeat at 8p.m. on ESPN2, launches the weekly "30 for 30" project, with future documentaries converging on topics such as the demise of the USFL, the Raiders' presence in L.A. and the career of Marion Jones. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Britney buys pet parakeet at end of Circus tour - New Kerala Posted: 02 Oct 2009 12:00 AM PDT Pak women forced to parade nude Kate Hudson's brother to become a dad again Intikhab optimistic about pitch for Pakistan-New Zealand semifinal UPPCL applies for distribution licence in Greater Noida Scarlett Johansson was obsessed with Frank Sinatra as a child Police lathicharge as CPI(M) workers stage agitation Proud Fergie hails Giggs and Carrick's wonder show Now, Pakistan invites India to work together in Afghanistan Chhattisgarh police summons Balco CEO for chimney crash Red Fort picks up another 4 percent in Parsvnath project Weight loss surgery with SILS technique Gwen Stefani's London home targeted by burglars Hurricane Katrina misery inspired Mr T to retire his gold 18 booked under Gangster, NSA for violence during Durga Puja end Two more big earthquakes shake Pacific Ocean CPI to protest fertile land acquisition DJ AM's death ruled accidental drug overdose Bhung cultivated over 50 kanals of land destroyed in Kashmir 45 feared drowned in boat capsize in Bagmati river in Bihar
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| 'Legends in Concert' brings Las Vegas faux favorites to Blue Chip ... - NWI.com Posted: 01 Oct 2009 09:51 PM PDT Brian Brigner wishes he had more Michael Jacksons in his Las Vegas entertainment group. Brigner is chief operating officer of On Stage Entertainment and producer of the popular "Legends in Concert" celebrity impersonators show on the Las Vegas strip. And he says almost every day since Jackson's death on June 25, he's received telephone calls from around the world asking to hire one of his Michael Jacksons to perform at everything from tribute concerts to special private events. "Sure, there are plenty of people who might look like Michael Jackson," said Brigner, speaking from his office in Las Vegas. "But the challenge for me during an audition is to also find entertainers who can sing like Jackson. Every performer in our shows does his or her own singing to impersonate their star likeness. We've never been a lip synch show." What makes this Michael Jackson demand even more ironic is that just a few years ago, when Jackson was facing bad press and legal woes amid a variety of accusations, Brigner said not only were Jackson impersonators not in demand, but he'd even taken his Jackson impersonators out of his Las Vegas shows for a couple seasons. So because of today's demand, there will not be a Michael Jackson on stage this weekend at the Stardust Event Center at Blue Chip Casino Hotel and Spa when "Legends in Concert" is featured for a string of performances tonight through Sunday. But some equally famous faces will share the same spotlight during the Michigan City tour stop, including Dolly Parton (Sandy Anderson), Rod Stewart (Rob Caudill), Tina Turner (Cookie Watson) and of course, Elvis Presley (Donny Edwards). This is one of the first times "Legends in Concert" has played Northwest Indiana and Chicagoland, despite the show's 26 year-run in Las Vegas. It logged two decades in the showroom at Imperial Palace Hotel and Casino before leaving last February for a new long-term contract at Harrah's Hotel and Casino. Brigner, who has produced "Legends" for nine years, said the original concept began in May 1983 as a short-term six week trial at Imperial Palace and has now lasted through generations of both audience members and entertainers. "We are one of the favorite classic Las Vegas shows," Brigner said. "And at Blue Chip, not only will we have our headlining stars, but we'll also have our own band and showgirls." Currently, Brigner has more than 80 "celebrities" to rotate for both the Las Vegas show and the touring acts. From Britney Spears, Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli and Liberace to Jerry Lee Lewis, David Bowie, Bobby Darin and Madonna. And sometimes, entertainers are so great at dual identities, a singer who does Cher can also do Celine Dion and an impersonator who does Sammy Davis Jr. can also fill the (tiny) shoes of Prince. Brigner said one of his star performers even transforms from Shania Twain to Marilyn Monroe. And over the years, even some of the "real" celebrities, such as Jackson and Kenny Rogers, have shown up in the audience to see their counterparts. However, the biggest compliment the show has ever had came last fall when Ellen DeGeneres was taping her talk show across the street at Caesar's Palace. "Ellen asked if she could come to our show and come on stage and pretend to be an impersonator of herself to see if she could fool audiences," Brigner said. "After the show as audiences left, there were cameras set up interviewing about what the patrons thought of the 'Ellen' impersonator which was actually the real Ellen. People said hilarious things like they thought she wasn't as funny as the real Ellen and how the impersonator needed a better wig." 'Legends in Concert: the Largest Live Celebrity Tribute Spectacular' 7 tonight and 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday WHERE: Stardust Event Center at Blue Chip Casino Hotel and Spa, 777 Blue Chip Drive, Michigan City. COST: $19.95 FYI: (219) 879-7711; bluechipcasino.com; legendsinconcert.com. Guests must be 21 or older, with a valid state or government issued photo ID. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
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