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- Britney Spears' fake names to watch - New York Post
- What Recession? Britney Spears Spends $3K In Just One Store Visit - All Headline News
- Make My Day - American Reporter
- Britney uses aliases when travelling - Thaindian.com
- FLOG raises money for Junior Achievement - Herald & Review
| Britney Spears' fake names to watch - New York Post Posted: 02 Oct 2009 01:43 PM PDT NEW YORK POST is a registered trademark of NYP Holdings, Inc. nypost.com, nypostonline.com, and newyorkpost.com are trademarks of NYP Holdings, Inc. Copyright 2009 NYP Holdings, Inc. All rights reserved. Privacy | Terms of Use  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| What Recession? Britney Spears Spends $3K In Just One Store Visit - All Headline News Posted: 29 Sep 2009 03:38 AM PDT 
September 29, 2009 6:00 a.m. EST Las Vegas, NV (BANG) - Britney Spears spent $3,000 on candy in one afternoon. The "Womanizer" singer splashed out the staggering sum at the Sugar Factory, which is located inside Las Vegas' Mirage hotel, which she visited with sons, Sean Preston, four, and three-year-old Jayden James, and boyfriend Jason Trawick on Sunday. A source said: "She spent about $3,000 and walked out of the store with 10 bags. She got a bunch of candy and shirts for her kids and got a bunch of the couture lollipops to give to her back-up dancers." Among the items Britney, who was in Las Vegas for the final U.S. show of her "Circus" world tour, bought were a box of Sugar Factor milk chocolate and 25 $25 lollipops. After paying for the items the store sent another $2,500-worth of candy to Britney's room at the Mirage. Britney pulled out all the stops for her final American show. Barry Manilow and pop star Lance Bass were in the audience, and Britney spiced up the routine to 'Breathe On Me' by singling out Lance for a sizzling lap dance. She also performed at Las Vegas' Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino on Saturday, as former Spice Girls star Mel B and "Hannah Montana" actress Miley Cyrus looked on.
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| Make My Day - American Reporter Posted: 02 Oct 2009 11:59 PM PDT Make My Day PARIS FOR PREZ by Erik Deckers American Reporter Humor Writer Indianapolis, Indiana
Printable version of this story INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. -- It was the snit heard 'round the world. The snarky, scantily-clad video response that got pundits tongues wagging about something other than politics, at least until their wives saw them. Maybe its echo has faded from the news, but it still makes me wake up screaming in the middle of the night. Paris Hilton says she's running for President. The vapid blond heiress and star of "The Simple Life," announced her candidacy in a spoof video on FunnyOrDie.com. Hilton said she was running because that "wrinkly white-haired guy" - John McCain, for those of you emerging from under your rocks - used her image in a television spot against his opponent, presumptive President of the United States, Barack Obama. "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'm a celebrity too," she said without a sense of irony or shame. "Only I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot." Oh man, this is really bad. I've always been a big supporter of third party candidates, but my one litmus test is whether they can even spell "candidate." And that they haven't starred in an Internet sex video/ I swear, if she wins, I'm moving to Canada with Alec Baldwin, unless he chickens out like he did last time. (Big wussy. The guy swore up and down he would move to Canada if George Bush became President, but we're stuck with him and his 17 brothers.) Still, I don't think she's got a real shot, so I'll probably be here for a while. "But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I guess I'm running for President," she continued. Yeah, right. By that logic, since her boyfriend used her in that sex video, I guess that would make her a slut. . . Uh, oh. This is worse than I thought! Do they get the NFL in Canada? Can I get the Dish Network to work up there? "So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead." Oh, good, as long as you're totally ready. I mean, we wouldn't want someone who was , like, only concerned about whether certain other world leaders are, like, hot, or whether the White House clashes with her outfits. She'll probably appoint Extreme Makerover's Ty Pennington the Secretary of the Department of the Interior to make sure. "I'll see you at the White House," she concluded. "Oh, and I might paint it pink." Looks like I've got a tough decision to make. Do I go for the big city or the small town? I've been to Toronto, and it's a nice city with a strong arts community. But if I lived in a smaller town, I'd be closer to nature and some really good fishing. Dryden, Ontario is gorgeous in the summer. But even as I pace the floor and gnaw on my fingernails, I have to admit, her energy policy made some sense. "We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved. I'll see you at the debates, bitches." But then she, like, totally shot herself in the foot when she said she was considering Rihanna, the R&B artist, as her vice presidential nominee. Come on! Rihanna?! Are you kidding me? Everyone knows she doesn't have the foreign affairs experience needed to re-establish the U.S. as a world leader. Plus, she was born in Barbados, so she's not a natural-born American citizen, which means she can't take on that role. While some people would say Britney Spears, Hilton's fellow celeb and John McCain commercial target, is the emotional favorite, I think Cameron Diaz is the better choice. She can shore up the Hispanic vote and improve relations with Latin America. Of course, you'll also need Ashton Kutcher to head up the Department of Homeland Security (Hey Iran, you've been punk'd!). And what do you think of Scarlett Johansen as the Secretary of State... ? Uh, excuse me. I don't know what came over me. If anything, I'm worrying too much about something that will never happen. Hilton is only 27, eight years too young to run for president, which means I don't have to worry about a global disaster for eight more years. But with her sordid past, I doubt she could even be elected dogcatcher of Putnam County. Besides, I'm hoping Lindsey Lohan will be out of rehab and ready to run for Senate by 2016.
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| Britney uses aliases when travelling - Thaindian.com Posted: 03 Oct 2009 12:13 AM PDT
Some of the 'Toxic' singer's favourite false names have been revealed by Steve Dennis in a new biography called 'Britney: Inside the Dream', reports the New York Post. Among the names used by 27-year-old Spears was Ms. Alotta Warmheart. Reason for the name was "because she had such a warm heart". Another name was Mrs. Diana Prince in honour of Diana, Princess of Wales. It was followed by Queen of the Fairy Dance, "because she was the dancing fairy", and Mrs. Abra Cadabra "for no apparent known reason". (ANI) Sphere: Related Content
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| FLOG raises money for Junior Achievement - Herald & Review Posted: 02 Oct 2009 10:26 PM PDT DECATUR - The ladies from May, Cocagne and King came to the FLOG Tournament as the Four Faces of Britney Spears. Sarah Simmons, a staff accountant, had the idea and portrayed Bald Britney, a nod to the incident in which the often-troubled celebrity went into a salon and shaved her own head. "I was watching (Hollywood gossip program) 'TMZ' one night, and it just came to me," said Simmons. Sheree Norris was Bad Mom Britney, portraying the pop star by driving the golf cart with a Starbucks cup in one hand and a doll standing in for Spears' son Sean, whom she was photographed holding in her lap as she drove in 2006. Heather Stachnik was Schoolgirl Britney, with braids, and Jenny Van Alstine was Good Britney, with a long blonde wig. "I'm the Britney who wins awards," Van Alstine said. They also brought a boom box, loaded with Spears' recordings and won the prize for Best Group in the costume contest. Flog ("golf" spelled backward) is Junior Achievement's annual fundraising outing, in which women who either don't golf at all or golf badly can go out to Scovill Golf Course and get a little goofy for a good cause. At each hole a "stud" is stationed, a man who will hit golf balls for the women for a price - all the money goes to Junior Achievement - and who usually oversees some challenge the women must complete. Kyle Pflum of Farm Credit Services had the Botox Toss, where the women tossed syringes (empty ones) at a bucket. At state Rep. Bob Flider's stop, the game was Hillbilly Golf: a rack of PVC pipe and three golf balls attached with string. The idea was to throw the balls at the rack and make them stick. Another hole featured the challenge of seeing how far the women could toss 2 pounds of fat. The money raised supports Junior Achievement's classroom curriculum, with lessons in careers and financial literacy, taught by volunteers. Their events include Careers on Wheels and Life Skills for high school students. Flog was sponsored this year by Hickory Point Bank & Trust and StarTek, the latter represented by four ladies dressed as characters from "Grease," and they were hard to overlook, thanks to "Roz," (human resources manager Janice Baughman) in shocking pink with pink leopard-spot sunglasses, sort of a cross between the characters of Rizzo and Jan, members of the Pink Ladies. She was awarded the prize of Best Look-Alike. vwells@herald-review.com|421-7982  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
New York, Oct 3 (ANI): Pop princess Britney Spears is said to have used a number of aliases while travelling over the years.
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