Thursday, August 20, 2009

“Britney Spears shows off new figure on Letterman - Houston Chronicle” plus 4 more

“Britney Spears shows off new figure on Letterman - Houston Chronicle” plus 4 more


Britney Spears shows off new figure on Letterman - Houston Chronicle

Posted: 19 Aug 2009 03:25 PM PDT

NEW YORK — What would a President Spears administration be like? Apparently, very tasty.

Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" on Tuesday to deliver a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody," Spears declared.

For No. 10 on the list, Spears said she'd be "the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon."

The 27-year-old pop star appeared eager to show off her buff new body. She delivered the list in a bikini.

Spears also joked that her situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, and she'd challenge the U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade.

Her top reason?

"Finally," she said, "the media would pay some attention to me."



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Britney Spears on Letterman - Sheknows.com

Posted: 20 Aug 2009 12:36 AM PDT

Britney, who must be the object of a huge crush on Dave's part for how often he has her on the show, perched on the edge of a desk in a skimpy bikini and discussed some very compelling platforms for her candidacy as the night's Top Ten list:

Britney Spears top 10 reasons she should be president

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo
8. Free pie for everybody
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Vegas
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by end of decade
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

No universal healthcare option? Bah. Maybe some government subsidized weave care services instead...

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Britney Spears: 'How America would change if I was president' - Daily Telegraph

Posted: 20 Aug 2009 12:44 AM PDT

Perched on a desk wearing only a black bikini and a flower in her hair, the blonde singer reeled off a top 10 list of ways the country would be different if she took the reins of power.

Among her suggestions were "free pie for everybody", "we would only invade fun places like Cabo", and that she would be "the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon".

The 27-year-old also suggested that rapper P Diddy become vice president and that the US should install a nightclub on the moon within the decade.

She received the biggest crowd reaction when she suggested that "America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy."

Spears also drew laughter as she topped her list saying: "Finally, the media would pay some attention to me."

Letterman appeared amused by Spears's performance, regularly commenting on her shifts from right leg to left leg and laughing along with her comical outlook.

Spears hits the road again this week for her Circus tour, on which she will be joined by opening acts Jordin Sparks, Kristinia DeBarge, Girlicious and One Call.

After a triumphant run through Europe, she has taken the last week to relax before she heads to Canada for the start of her next tour leg.

Next week she takes her show to New York for three shows at Madison Square Garden.

Top 10 Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President:

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy".

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.



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Britney Spears for president! - Osoblog.tv

Posted: 19 Aug 2009 08:55 PM PDT

Britney Spears for president!

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In her continued bid to prove that she's back on better form than ever, Britney Spears has appeared in Paris Hilton-style video explaining why exactly you should vote for her for errr president.

That's right, Britney appeared on the David Letterman show to deliver the regular Top 10 list, and clad in yet another bikini (showing off her new killer figure???) she explained why the world would be different if she were president. As well as 'Free pie for everyone' she also claimed she'd be the 'first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.'

Oh well, at least she's taking an interest in politics these days and not just shaving her head and hanging out with that dreadful Lohan girl.

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Britney Spears' presidential pie pledge - China Economic Net

Posted: 19 Aug 2009 09:30 PM PDT

Britney Spears' presidential pie pledge

 

If Britney Spears was US President, she would give free pies to everyone.

The 'Circus' singer outlined the ways America would benefit from her leadership in a pre-taped segment aired on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' last night (18.08.09).

Dressed in a skimpy black bikini with an oversized red flower in the hair, the 27-year-old star jokingly discussed her plans for everything from the war on terrorism and fiscal strategies to a proposal to build a nightclub on the moon and make hip-hop star P.

Diddy her second-in-command. Britney Spears' 10 presidential pledges:

1. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

2. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.

3. Free pie for everybody!

4. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

5. I'd lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.

6. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

7. If I was president America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

8. I would challenge US to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

9. Three words: Vice President Diddy.

10. Finally the media would pay some attention to me! This is the first time the singer has appeared on the US TV talk show since 2006.



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