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Britney Spears shows her new figure on Letterman - Sioux City Journal
Britney Spears single again - Sify
What if Britney Spears Were President? - Ok Magazine
'President' Spears administration would include free pie for everybody - Canada East
President Britney Spears: "Free pies for everybody!" - Xinhua News Agency

Britney Spears shows her new figure on Letterman - Sioux City Journal

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 11:40 PM PDT

In this image taken from video and provided by CBS, singer Britney Spears presents the "Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President," on the "Late Show with David Letterman," Tuesday, Aug. 18, 2009. Spears is currently in the middle of her "Circus" tour, which returns to North America on Thursday, Aug. 20. (AP Photo/CBS)

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Britney Spears single again - Sify

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 10:00 PM PDT

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Britney Spears has been dumped by boyfriend Jason Trawick after it became clear that the pop star was desperate for him to commit to her. "It was just too fast, too soon for Jason. He didn't like the pressure Britney and her family were putting on ...

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What if Britney Spears Were President? - Ok Magazine

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 09:03 PM PDT

A bikini-clad Britney Spears appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman — her first visit to the CBS talk show since 2006 — on Tuesday night to give a special, pre-taped Top 10 list of the top ways the country would be different if the pop princess were the President of the United States.

THE TOP 10 WAYS THE COUNTRY WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF BRITNEY SPEARS WERE PRESIDENT:

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody!
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama [Bin Laden] out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the Moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me!

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'President' Spears administration would include free pie for everybody - Canada East

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 10:15 PM PDT

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President Britney Spears: "Free pies for everybody!" - Xinhua News Agency

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 07:58 PM PDT

BEIJING, Aug. 19 (Xinhuanet) -- What would a President Spears administration be like? Apparently, very tasty.

Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" Tuesday with a little black bathing suit and a red hibiscus in her hair, delivering a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

The pop star claimed on the list: "Free pies for everybody!" And the top item on the list: "The media would pay attention to me and care about what I'm doing."

For No. 10 on the list, Spears said she'd be "the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow." Also on the list is "Costume changes between press conferences."