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plus 3, Britney Spears` boyfriend hates Toxic hit - Monsters and Critics

plus 3, Britney Spears` boyfriend hates Toxic hit - Monsters and Critics


Britney Spears` boyfriend hates Toxic hit - Monsters and Critics

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 03:04 PM PST

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Ke$ha SLAMS Britney Spears For Lip-Syncing - Huffingtonpost.com

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 12:33 PM PST

Ke$ha claims to have helped Britney Spears write her songs before becoming famous in her own right (for hit single "TiK ToK," primarily) and now she is slamming Britney's lip-syncing ways.

"I don't think that's fair at all for people who are going to see the show," she told Scotland's Daily Record. "I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing."

Throngs of disappointed fans stormed out of a Britney Spears lip-syncing concert in Australia last year.

"It's treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing," Ke$ha continued. "Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time, but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don't want to treat my fans like they are stupid...When I am singing, I may sound s--t sometimes, but at least you'll know I'm singing."

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Britney's boyfriend hates her music - NEWS.com.au

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 01:02 PM PST

Britney Spears / AP Source: news.com.au

BRITNEY Spears' new boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick had some choice words over the weekend about his missus' music while hanging out at Paris Hilton's TY KU-sponsored, Studio 54-themed birthday bash, Fox News reported.

"Jason arrived with a male friend, but was definitely enjoying himself until DJ Mr. Best, threw on Britney Spears' song 'Toxic,'" a source said. "When the song came on the first thing out of Jason's mouth was 'OMG I hate this song!' His friends all laughed and continued to talk, but he interrupted them by saying, 'I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're saying over her voice.' He wasn't laughing."

And after slamming Spears' music, Trawick continued to party before eventually being one of the last out the door around 3 a.m. local time.

Spears and Trawick have been dating since early last year, and despite all the rumors that the pop princess was desperate for the William Morris agent to put a ring on it, an inside source said that it was really Spears' dad Jamie that was pushing the relationship due to Jason's "good influence" on his troubled daughter.

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Make My Day - American Reporter

Posted: 04 Mar 2010 10:39 AM PST

Make My Day
PARIS FOR PREZ

by Erik Deckers
American Reporter Humor Writer
Indianapolis, Indiana

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INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. -- It was the snit heard 'round the world. The snarky, scantily-clad video response that got pundits tongues wagging about something other than politics, at least until their wives saw them. Maybe its echo has faded from the news, but it still makes me wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

Paris Hilton says she's running for President.

The vapid blond heiress and star of "The Simple Life," announced her candidacy in a spoof video on FunnyOrDie.com. Hilton said she was running because that "wrinkly white-haired guy" - John McCain, for those of you emerging from under your rocks - used her image in a television spot against his opponent, presumptive President of the United States, Barack Obama.

"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'm a celebrity too," she said without a sense of irony or shame. "Only I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot."

Oh man, this is really bad. I've always been a big supporter of third party candidates, but my one litmus test is whether they can even spell "candidate." And that they haven't starred in an Internet sex video/ I swear, if she wins, I'm moving to Canada with Alec Baldwin, unless he chickens out like he did last time. (Big wussy. The guy swore up and down he would move to Canada if George Bush became President, but we're stuck with him and his 17 brothers.) Still, I don't think she's got a real shot, so I'll probably be here for a while.

"But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I guess I'm running for President," she continued. Yeah, right. By that logic, since her boyfriend used her in that sex video, I guess that would make her a slut. . .

Uh, oh. This is worse than I thought! Do they get the NFL in Canada? Can I get the Dish Network to work up there?

"So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead."

Oh, good, as long as you're totally ready. I mean, we wouldn't want someone who was , like, only concerned about whether certain other world leaders are, like, hot, or whether the White House clashes with her outfits. She'll probably appoint Extreme Makerover's Ty Pennington the Secretary of the Department of the Interior to make sure.

"I'll see you at the White House," she concluded. "Oh, and I might paint it pink."

Looks like I've got a tough decision to make. Do I go for the big city or the small town? I've been to Toronto, and it's a nice city with a strong arts community. But if I lived in a smaller town, I'd be closer to nature and some really good fishing. Dryden, Ontario is gorgeous in the summer.

But even as I pace the floor and gnaw on my fingernails, I have to admit, her energy policy made some sense.

"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved. I'll see you at the debates, bitches."

But then she, like, totally shot herself in the foot when she said she was considering Rihanna, the R&B artist, as her vice presidential nominee.

Come on! Rihanna?! Are you kidding me? Everyone knows she doesn't have the foreign affairs experience needed to re-establish the U.S. as a world leader. Plus, she was born in Barbados, so she's not a natural-born American citizen, which means she can't take on that role.

While some people would say Britney Spears, Hilton's fellow celeb and John McCain commercial target, is the emotional favorite, I think Cameron Diaz is the better choice. She can shore up the Hispanic vote and improve relations with Latin America. Of course, you'll also need Ashton Kutcher to head up the Department of Homeland Security (Hey Iran, you've been punk'd!). And what do you think of Scarlett Johansen as the Secretary of State... ?

Uh, excuse me. I don't know what came over me. If anything, I'm worrying too much about something that will never happen. Hilton is only 27, eight years too young to run for president, which means I don't have to worry about a global disaster for eight more years. But with her sordid past, I doubt she could even be elected dogcatcher of Putnam County.

Besides, I'm hoping Lindsey Lohan will be out of rehab and ready to run for Senate by 2016.

Copyright 2010 Joe Shea The American Reporter. All Rights Reserved.

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