plus 4, Sexy image baffles Britney Spears - SamayLive

Sexy image baffles Britney Spears - SamayLive
Has Britney Spears dumped beau Jason Trawick? - Daily News and Analysis
Dr. Conrad Murray 'hires' Britney Spears' ex-attorney - Newstrack India
Britney Spears Works It Out While Working Out - Dose.ca
Make My Day - American Reporter

Sexy image baffles Britney Spears - SamayLive

Posted: 11 Jan 2010 02:44 AM PST

London: Pop star Britney Spears says she is such a perfectionist that she is never happy with her figure and that she is baffled when she is seen as a sex symbol.

"I don't see myself like that at all. I don't know why. To me, someone who is sexy is someone with confidence, who carries themselves properly and is comfortable in their own skin. It's very flattering, but at the same time I think it's sexier when you don't try and you're just yourself. We all like to feel sexy,".

The 28-year-old and mother-of-two regularly tops lists of Hollywood's most beautiful women but she insists her perfectionist nature means she's rarely satisfied with what she sees in the mirror.

"I'm such a perfectionist, which means I'm never satisfied. I always strive for things to be better. I think you can be happy with the person on the inside but on the outside you're always striving for more. But that's how you end up driving yourself crazy."

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Has Britney Spears dumped beau Jason Trawick? - Daily News and Analysis

Posted: 11 Jan 2010 04:45 AM PST

Los Angeles: Britney Spears has reportedly broken up with flame Jason Trawick after she found he had been flirting with two other women.

According to Hollyscoop.com, Spears was "distraught" after she came to know that Trawick had been having fun with two women at Los Angeles' bar Roger Room.

He had even stopped attending her calls. "Jason left the bar with two bottles of water - and a stunning blonde who looked like Britney," News.com.au quoted Ella Davis, who was present at the bar at the time, as telling the Daily Mirror.

She added: "He had his arms around her and they looked very much like they were together for the night."

Even Trawick's pals have been baffled by his behaviour. An insider said: "Jason's a great guy and super loyal. This behaviour is really out of character. But Los Angeles is a small town and word soon got back to Britney he'd had a wild one.

"When she heard he'd been caught cozying up two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. Jason's really not like this and quickly tried to calm Britney down and rectify the situation. He explained the girls were just friends and there was nothing in it but they still had a massive row."

"Everyone is assuming it's over - for the time being anyway," the source added.

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Dr. Conrad Murray 'hires' Britney Spears' ex-attorney - Newstrack India

Posted: 09 Jan 2010 01:34 AM PST

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Britney Spears Works It Out While Working Out - Dose.ca

Posted: 05 Jan 2010 10:36 AM PST

Remember when a Britney Spears story involved tears, head-shaving and/or a trip to the psych ward? These days, our gal Brit-Brit is doing so well, the worst the tabloids can say about her is that she works out in full makeup. (Oh, the horror!)

The New York Post's Page Six reports that Spears was spotted sporting "unbecoming jet-black hair," lipstick and mascara while hitting the gym with her mother at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood. A witness tells the paper that the singer worked up such a sweat, "she looked like Heath Ledger as the Joker" -- though the spy graciously added, "but she has a great butt."

According to Page Six, celebrity publicists Adam Weiss and Todd Shapiro told her, "you're an inspiration" -- to which she scoffed, "yeah, right!"

If you ask us, this item falls firmly under the "good news" column. She's a) working out, b) spending time with her family, and c) no longer believing the yes men around her. 2010 just might be Spears' comeback year after all!

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Make My Day - American Reporter

Posted: 11 Jan 2010 08:45 PM PST

Make My Day
PARIS FOR PREZ
by Erik Deckers
American Reporter Humor Writer
Indianapolis, Indiana

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INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. -- It was the snit heard 'round the world. The snarky, scantily-clad video response that got pundits tongues wagging about something other than politics, at least until their wives saw them. Maybe its echo has faded from the news, but it still makes me wake up screaming in the middle of the night.

Paris Hilton says she's running for President.

The vapid blond heiress and star of "The Simple Life," announced her candidacy in a spoof video on FunnyOrDie.com. Hilton said she was running because that "wrinkly white-haired guy" - John McCain, for those of you emerging from under your rocks - used her image in a television spot against his opponent, presumptive President of the United States, Barack Obama.

"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'm a celebrity too," she said without a sense of irony or shame. "Only I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot."

Oh man, this is really bad. I've always been a big supporter of third party candidates, but my one litmus test is whether they can even spell "candidate." And that they haven't starred in an Internet sex video/ I swear, if she wins, I'm moving to Canada with Alec Baldwin, unless he chickens out like he did last time. (Big wussy. The guy swore up and down he would move to Canada if George Bush became President, but we're stuck with him and his 17 brothers.) Still, I don't think she's got a real shot, so I'll probably be here for a while.

"But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I guess I'm running for President," she continued. Yeah, right. By that logic, since her boyfriend used her in that sex video, I guess that would make her a slut. . .

Uh, oh. This is worse than I thought! Do they get the NFL in Canada? Can I get the Dish Network to work up there?

"So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead."

Oh, good, as long as you're totally ready. I mean, we wouldn't want someone who was , like, only concerned about whether certain other world leaders are, like, hot, or whether the White House clashes with her outfits. She'll probably appoint Extreme Makerover's Ty Pennington the Secretary of the Department of the Interior to make sure.

"I'll see you at the White House," she concluded. "Oh, and I might paint it pink."

Looks like I've got a tough decision to make. Do I go for the big city or the small town? I've been to Toronto, and it's a nice city with a strong arts community. But if I lived in a smaller town, I'd be closer to nature and some really good fishing. Dryden, Ontario is gorgeous in the summer.

But even as I pace the floor and gnaw on my fingernails, I have to admit, her energy policy made some sense.

"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved. I'll see you at the debates, bitches."

But then she, like, totally shot herself in the foot when she said she was considering Rihanna, the R&B artist, as her vice presidential nominee.

Come on! Rihanna?! Are you kidding me? Everyone knows she doesn't have the foreign affairs experience needed to re-establish the U.S. as a world leader. Plus, she was born in Barbados, so she's not a natural-born American citizen, which means she can't take on that role.

While some people would say Britney Spears, Hilton's fellow celeb and John McCain commercial target, is the emotional favorite, I think Cameron Diaz is the better choice. She can shore up the Hispanic vote and improve relations with Latin America. Of course, you'll also need Ashton Kutcher to head up the Department of Homeland Security (Hey Iran, you've been punk'd!). And what do you think of Scarlett Johansen as the Secretary of State... ?

Uh, excuse me. I don't know what came over me. If anything, I'm worrying too much about something that will never happen. Hilton is only 27, eight years too young to run for president, which means I don't have to worry about a global disaster for eight more years. But with her sordid past, I doubt she could even be elected dogcatcher of Putnam County.

Besides, I'm hoping Lindsey Lohan will be out of rehab and ready to run for Senate by 2016.